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Lyle Slovick Instructor, Level I Affiliate Member United States Golf Teachers Federation Good Golf For Life.com ©2008 |
Here is a funny little thing that has made its way around the internet. You may have seen it and thanks to the author for being so creative - the chapter titles reveal more truth about the game than fiction. The title is How to Line up Your 4th Putt by Bobby Rusher.
Here are some of the more notable chapters, according to the author:
* How to hit a Top Flite from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
* How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker.
* How to get more distance out of a shank.
* Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk.
* Crying and how to handle it.
* How to rationalize a 7 hour round.
* How to find the ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
* Why your husband no longer cares that you birdied the 4th hole.
* How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed.
* How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee.
* When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent.
* God and the meaning of the double bogey.
Bobby is now working on the book's sequel, "When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever"
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